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December 1st, 2009

Heey-ho, nanny-oh

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I violently failed National Novel Writing Month 2009. Surprise, surprise. There were dreams, but not progress. Dreams, but no results. Dreeeaams. How many thousand words is a dream worth? I only got so far as recording the first five minutes. How many hours and days and years can a dream be worth? How many moments and years contained in a dream. I am sorry, NaNoWriMo, I let you down, but I was lost in yer dream.

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Deeeeecimber

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Dear Journal,

I never write in you. Why is that? Because I live locked up in a solid brick house, with TEN LITTLE PIGGIES. Am I afraid of the big bad wolf shimmying down the chimney? Nay, for that wolf be roasting over the flame and the smoke of his soul is twirling up and out that chimney, for one good lass and TEN FAT HOGS can take on one puny wolf, easy. A stringy beast for supper, but a mighty symbol to dine upon.

I'm still not writing in you.

Sucks to be you, Journal, because I'm up to all kinds of crazytimes. You won't be hearin' 'bout 'em. PTTTHH.

Love and kisses,

Your ma,

J.&c.

January 27th, 2009

A bit of a short story I had intended to finish last week for nafiwriwee, but unfortunately I only typed a little over 3,000 words instead of the aim of 7,000. Here be part the first. I'll finish it... whenever the heck I feel like it. Perhaps I shall polish it up one day, perhaps not. Do you care? Didn't think so.

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January 23rd, 2009

I am Hugh Hefner.

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I essentially am Hugh Hefner. I wear a powder blue robe and furry white monster slippers. I chew at the end of a quill pen and dip my fingertips in ink. I am surrounded by pussy. In fact, every day is a pussy party. Cat pussy, anyway. I eat blackeyed peas and tuna salad. I drink Orange flavored breakfast beverage. I have a magical green amulet for magic. All this adds up to being, essentially, Hugh Hefner.

January 15th, 2009

100 Situations

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I need to make some Potter Turds. So I'm doing 100 Sit-chee-a-shuns.

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January 10th, 2009

By the Doorstep - Blackout

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June 17th, 2008

like a rock in the sea

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Now, it's been quite a few years since I've seen the film Legend. Even still, I can't for the life of me remember the part where Bryan Ferry makes his entrance. Why, I don't remember him being present in the film at all, much less as such a major character. At least he appears to be working in cahoots with the Lord of Darkness, what with spending all that time hanging about the evil lair, scrying and sleazy dancing and whatnot.

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April 22nd, 2008

By The Doorstep

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Tarot cards are fun. Indulgent fiction writing is fun, too. So I signed up for 78_tarot  to engage in fun involving each. Since I am a glut and a snot, I'll be playing with original fiction which only makes sense to me. It's the long and confusing fantastic story which I started for NaNoWriMo '07 but hardly dipped into. It can be described as: "The rich and varied peregrinations of a girl -- through time, through space, through reality, through unreality, through her own mind -- who is to say." It basically boils down to my living vicariously through scenarios of a female hopping around having romantic encounters with a variety of nonexistent men. It's fluff. It's MY fluff. Want to fight about it?

But here's my table, y'all:Collapse )

August 23rd, 2007

Hoax

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Question: What becomes of a boy like this?:






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August 21st, 2007

CLEDUS YOU SLUTBAG

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