I am Hugh Hefner.
I essentially am Hugh Hefner. I wear a powder blue robe and furry white monster slippers. I chew at the end of a quill pen and dip my fingertips in ink. I am surrounded by pussy. In fact, every day is a pussy party. Cat pussy, anyway. I eat blackeyed peas and tuna salad. I drink Orange flavored breakfast beverage. I have a magical green amulet for magic. All this adds up to being, essentially, Hugh Hefner.