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I am Hugh Hefner.

Jillian Etcetera

DONT NEED YOU. GOT MAH CAT.

I am Hugh Hefner.

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DONT NEED YOU. GOT MAH CAT.
I essentially am Hugh Hefner. I wear a powder blue robe and furry white monster slippers. I chew at the end of a quill pen and dip my fingertips in ink. I am surrounded by pussy. In fact, every day is a pussy party. Cat pussy, anyway. I eat blackeyed peas and tuna salad. I drink Orange flavored breakfast beverage. I have a magical green amulet for magic. All this adds up to being, essentially, Hugh Hefner.
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